If There's A God
| IF THERE'S A GOD, otherwise known as ITAG, is a story made by JIMMY BEANSWORTH about a man with a "problem". This is a story about the concept of human morality. The man you see before you has no name. He does not need one, because this could be anyone you've ever known. |
JIMMY MARTY DOPAMINE VUKOVIC TWO-SHOES NEUTRON FREAKBOY FAGGOT SILLYFUNNY BINGUS LUCID MUSHROOMS BEANSWORTH, otherwise known as JIMMY VUKOVIC BEANSWORTH, is a teenage dirtbag babyfur croatian furry artist and self-proclaimed faggot who is currently residing in the United States. He enjoys creating stories to keep himself grounded, and remind himself that life will always be worth living. He's a bisexual gay, schizoautistic, chronically disabled, traumatized, generally mentally unwell transsexual man, which tends to show in his works, as they often have themes of sexuality, gender identity, drugs, mental illness, disability, trauma, depression, and more. He considers himself transage, but this is a trauma thing. He prides himself on being a complete and utter freak, and firmly believes that world peace would be achieved if everyone was a freak as well. He is also anti-cop, anti-normalcy, anti-military, anti-monarchy, anti-capitalist, anti-right, anti-left, and against almost everything in power, it's quite obvious to tell he's a punk, he thinks. His ego is fucking massive, but it can always get bigger. Remember this. He is also a bastard, by definition. When he's not bitching about the government on his blog, he can be found coding amateur websites (LIKE THIS ONE!!!!!!!), writing song lyrics for his band, Roadkill the Dog, listening to music, drawing, being strange and off-putting, playing video games, talking to his friends, and. Other stuff. He plans on turning furry art into his living, since he doesnt believe in jobs and wants to LIVE, instead of live.
He likes 4Lung, Andrew WK, cartoons, furry comics, Cate Wurtz, Saw, Blues Clues, Mr. Osomatsu, Bugsnax, Weezer, drawing, creating characters and stories, Plants vs Zombies, being a transsexual, indie games, webcomics, old-web shit, saying "faggot" and "fuck" and "cunt" every 3 seconds, comic sans, Papa Louie games, making nonsense posts on Tumblr, Getting Silly With It, ARGs, punk culture, scene/emo/scemo culture, Mario games, pre-Switch video game consoles, nintendo games, smoking weed, being the coolest motherfucker on the planet, old web games (especially Club Penguin and Webkinz), puppetry, Vocaloid, Good Burger, 2000's stuff (especially toys), collecting My Little Pony figures, plushies, The Yellow Dress, taxidermy, Days N Daze, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Zoey Van Goey, UHF, folk punk, Rocky Horror Picture Show, thrifting, dumpster diving, Doko Demo Issyo, cartoons, Wander Over Yonder, and his friends. And other things, probably. He believes that everything will be ok in the end. He doesn't care if he's wrong or not, it's just nice to be optimistic after going through literal hell in your own life. He suggests trying it out. It will save you. I promise.
Much of TCBA is based off true events in his own life, especially his upbringing, trauma, health struggles, and discovering of his identity as a queer trans man.
Jimmy doesn't like writing in the third person, it's hard for him. Can you tell?
Jimmy's own website can be found here. It's much less professional. He doesn't like being professional.
He likes 4Lung, Andrew WK, cartoons, furry comics, Cate Wurtz, Saw, Blues Clues, Mr. Osomatsu, Bugsnax, Weezer, drawing, creating characters and stories, Plants vs Zombies, being a transsexual, indie games, webcomics, old-web shit, saying "faggot" and "fuck" and "cunt" every 3 seconds, comic sans, Papa Louie games, making nonsense posts on Tumblr, Getting Silly With It, ARGs, punk culture, scene/emo/scemo culture, Mario games, pre-Switch video game consoles, nintendo games, smoking weed, being the coolest motherfucker on the planet, old web games (especially Club Penguin and Webkinz), puppetry, Vocaloid, Good Burger, 2000's stuff (especially toys), collecting My Little Pony figures, plushies, The Yellow Dress, taxidermy, Days N Daze, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Zoey Van Goey, UHF, folk punk, Rocky Horror Picture Show, thrifting, dumpster diving, Doko Demo Issyo, cartoons, Wander Over Yonder, and his friends. And other things, probably. He believes that everything will be ok in the end. He doesn't care if he's wrong or not, it's just nice to be optimistic after going through literal hell in your own life. He suggests trying it out. It will save you. I promise.
Much of TCBA is based off true events in his own life, especially his upbringing, trauma, health struggles, and discovering of his identity as a queer trans man.
Jimmy doesn't like writing in the third person, it's hard for him. Can you tell?
Jimmy's own website can be found here. It's much less professional. He doesn't like being professional.
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PATCHES THE PATCHWORK KITTY :3 (first name PATCHES last name THE PATCHWORK KITTY :3) is an autistic transmasc genderfluid abrosexual bi lesbian/gay man fictoromantic stuffed animal cat and full time sillyguy!! his pronouns are he/she/they/it!! she likes tcba (of course), punch out, crashbox, over the garden wall, stardew valley, nichijou, her ocs, basset hounds (she's so autistic about basset hounds you have no idea), stuffed animals, drawing, music (specifically japanese city pop, future funk, disco music, lofi hip hop, and occasionally psychedelic rock but she regularly listens to other genres), beatniks and greasers and hippies and everyone who was and is currently going against the mainstream, being gay and transgender, getting faggy for fictional characters, physical media, vintage objects and designs (just in general you know), '60s-'70s aesthetics, hippies, nature, flowers, and just about anything cozy and nostalgic!! he's also working on his own webcomic called Lets Meet Again If Only In Our Dreams!! You can find it in the links page ;3!! it's still in the really early phases of development but he's hopeful it'll get released someday :) patches is a hippie at heart, and believes that before you can take down the oppressor, you first have to help out the oppressed. they're also trying to get into a more optimistic mindset and learning to love the world and all the beautiful things in it [heart emoticon] it wants to believe that one day, there will be a world full of peace, love, and communities that coexist with nature, help out each other, and most importantly, love life and one another wholeheartedly and without shame.
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REN IS A FREAKED OUT SCENE FAGGOT CARTOONIST WHO DRAWS WEIRD SHIT AND DOES WEIRD SHIT. AFTER BEING TREATED AS AN OUTCAST MOST OF IT’S LIFE IT DECIDED TO EMBRACE BEING A FREAK AND THINKS YOU SHOULD TOO!! YOU CAN FIND MORE OF IT’S WORK ON IT'S WEBSITE
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Cody (or Angel as they also go by) is a 17 year old Irish artist and problem child as assigned by the education system born in Texas now living in Utah. They use art and story to help cope and process their traumas and wish to help others suffering like him. He is working on a degree in character design and concept development as well as a second degree in film development and theatrics
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Then he sure doesn't like me